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À Chacun Son Goût by Tarik O.'s avatar

Well as it starts with Oscar Wilde, "Be yourself: everyone else is already taken."

The Upgrade | Anne Marie's avatar

The epigram says in one line what the Substack essay was too afraid to admit

The Upgrade | Anne Marie's avatar

Next exercise - epitaphs. Or cinquains.

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Next exercise is HATS

Julia Raquel's avatar

The best!! Now wanting to sift through my copies and make a numbered list back of everything I've underlined

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Reader underlines are the ultimate authorial honor.

Timothy Lattimer's avatar

I love 23 and 41, but I think Dorian wins hands-down.

I didn't think of myself as an epigramster, but I do have a few. It's hard to resist dropping them in....

- Life’s not an optimisation problem – you just do the best you can with what you’ve got.

- What’s bad relationship advice is sometimes good life advice.

- You talk about social capital, or goodwill, like you’re these great altruists, but you’re basically keeping the receipts for every half-decent act of friendship or common courtesy.

- Gold-diggers do useful and productive work - they dig gold.

- Cognitive ability is a depreciating asset - by the time you’re in your thirties you’re meant to be able to *do* things

- I don't want an umbrella. I want someone to walk alongside me in the storm and help me laugh it away.

(5 goes hard).

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

I especially like the social capital and gold diggers

Timothy Lattimer's avatar

Thanks! So I finished “The Portrait of a Mirror”. Great book, very funny, especially at the end, and I love the descriptions and the epigrams, of course. By about half-way through I was wanting to linger over every sentence.

I can see now why my reviewer thought I was going for your style. I wasn’t, but there aren’t many of us writing about consultants and there are enough points in common that it almost felt a bit like reading into a mirror at the end. Strange feeling.

Will review, but I think I’ll re-read first. Not often I go straight back to page 1, but I will do for this.

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Oh good! Instant re-read is high praise, so thanks. Let me know if you review I’ll be eager to read.

William C. Green's avatar

Irony is most persuasive when it forgets to admire itself, and sophistication, like perfume, is best detected by others. Just a thought.

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

I pride myself on my humility.

William C. Green's avatar

Vanity without the inconvenience of honesty.

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Oh this is a great one!

Jeff Hackney's avatar

It's hard to find a truly great novel without great aphorisms; it's an under discussed quality.

Jeff Hackney's avatar

Dialogue in a Denis Johnson novel I came across after posting this: "The world spits out a beautiful man like he was poison."

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

This is nicely said but I don’t think the message holds up!

David Nash's avatar

"the will and attempt to write are not the desire to write." Maurice Blanchot

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Gotta disagree w/ Maurice! For me, the will seems pretty tied up in desire.