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David Roberts's avatar

There once was a man named Davey

Who wished he had could write more bravey

But brave he was not

His poems were rot

So he drowned his sorrows in gravy.

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Said the admiral right back to Davey:

“Methinks that you’re plenty darn bravey.

Going first is, you see

Quite a brave way to be—

Gear up for the limerick navy.”

Jeff Takacs's avatar

One more just for fun (in solidarity with Voorhees and Cribben Merrill):

The lim'rick's gone ANJ glam

To pinpoint my preference, ma'am

Concerning what's stressed

I think this is best:

Ere anapest, place an iamb

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Keep going there’s no limit

The Upgrade | Anne Marie's avatar

Also if people love limericks, and other light verse, they should follow Light https://substack.com/@lightpoetrymagazine?r=au6iq&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=stories&shareImageVariant=light

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Ah I’ve been looking for something like this thanks!

The Upgrade | Anne Marie's avatar

I’ve been reading Light since college. They published two of my poems back when it was print only!

The Upgrade | Anne Marie's avatar

Ha I just saw you quoted my little limerick! Thanks! My dad used to tell us obscene limericks at the dinner table, and we’d expound upon various versions of the man from Nantucket and the man from Kent.

I love some good ol’ metrical variance. Doctor Seuss was a master at headless acatalectic anapestic lines, or truncated ones. I think it adds an extra layer of fun to stray from the meter with unstressed syllables at beginning and end of lines - it makes the limerick feel more conversational

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Yeah, I realized I intuitively play with the beginnings and ends of lines too in writing them more by ear. Thanks for the great example! And how cool about your dad; I wanna start doing this with Dorian.

The Upgrade | Anne Marie's avatar

Billy Collins also has a very good master class that covers metrical variance

Jeff Takacs's avatar

One day on a train to New Paltz

While list’ning on headphones to schmaltz

I at last could define

What I’d heard in the line…

The lim’rick is poetry’s Waltz!

Eman Quotah's avatar

So fun!

a. natasha joukovsky's avatar

Yessss I’m glad