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Epic failures of mythological branding

plus a few spring recs

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a. natasha joukovsky
Mar 24, 2024
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Hi friends,

Today’s missive is an Ovidian sidecar of inanity: a list I started keeping last year of mythological brands anchored to positively ludicrous allusive choices. Sharing my top (bottom?) three, plus two dishonorable mentions, in the quite-useless spirit of passing on a chuckle.

1. Icarus Jet

Straight out of my novel-in-progress and the catalyst be…

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